A young man looking to get married asked his friend. “Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, mother doesn’t like.” Friend: “Oh, that’s easy” replied. “All you have to do is find someone who’s just like your mother”. Young man: “I did that already, and that one my father didn’t like.”
A guy asked a beautiful lady standing next to him. ‘Nice perfume…which one is it?... I want to gift it to my wife…!! Lady: Don’t give her…some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her.
Mohan: My grandfather lived for 96 years and he never used
glasses… Ravi: Yes, I know, some people in my family also drink
directly from the bottle.