A man inserted an 'ad'
in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine.”
First Guy (proudly): “My
wife’s an angel!” Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays and I on Fridays.”
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