Thursday, April 30, 2015


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine.”

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”


"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays and I on Fridays.”

 

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