A: Look at the young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It is a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I am sorry Sir, I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
Father: I have 4 sons. 1st Engineer, 2nd MBA, 3rd Ph.D, 4th Thief
Neighbour: Why don’t you throw your 4th son out of the house?
Father: He is the only one earning in the house, rest are jobless.
In our country,
We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?