A man complains to a friend. “I had it all – money, a beautiful house, a nice car, a great motor cycle, the love of a beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!”
“What happened?” asks the friend.
“My wife found out!” replies man.
Charlie: I don’t believe in vaccinations.
Sarah: Why not?
Charlie: “My uncle got vaccinated and died a week later!
Sarah: I’m sorry to hear that, what did he die for?
Charlie: He fell out a window.