Wednesday, September 30, 2015


Wife: How much you love me?

Husband: I love you so much I can’t measure…

Wife: No, just tell me…

Husband: OK. I am like a cell phone and you are my SIM card, I am nothing but you.

Wife: Wow! That is so romantic.

Husband: (saying to himself): Thank God, she doesn’t know, this is a Chinese phone with FOUR SIM cards…

The future of "I give" is "I take."

The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

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