Friday, January 29, 2016


A famous Kittu’s declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"
Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773.

Kittu: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Kittu: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

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