Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewellery store and you bought me a diamond ring.
Husband: I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.
Teacher: Daniel, if you had a dollar in your hand and you asked your dad for another dollar, how many dollars would you have in your hand?
Daniel: A dollar.
Teacher: Daniel apparently you don’t know math...
Daniel: Apparently you don’t know my dad.
A little boy went up to his father and asked, ‘Dad, where did my intelligence come from?
The father replied: ‘Well, son, you must have got it from your mother because I still have mine.