Monday, March 7, 2016


Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewellery store and you bought me a diamond ring.

Husband: I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.

Teacher: Daniel, if you had a dollar in your hand and you asked your dad for another dollar, how many dollars would you have in your hand?

Daniel: A dollar.

Teacher: Daniel apparently you don’t know math...

Daniel: Apparently you don’t know my dad.

A little boy went up to his father and asked, ‘Dad, where did my intelligence come from?

The father replied: ‘Well, son, you must have got it from your mother because I still have mine.

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