Saturday, April 2, 2016


A rich businessman walks down the street when he spots an old man sitting with a fishing rod next to a puddle, trying to fish. The businessman takes pity on the old deranged man and invites him to lunch at the coffee shop close by. After the meal, the businessman asks him with a smile: “So? Did you catch any fish today?” “Sure did,” answers the old man “you’re my third one.”

A little girl comes home from school and tells her mom ”Mommy, today I got punished for something I didn’t do!”

“What?. What do you mean?” Her mother says, angry, “I’m going to call your teacher right now! What is it you didn’t do?”

“My home work.”

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