A rich
businessman
walks down the street when he spots an old man sitting with a fishing rod next
to a puddle, trying to fish. The businessman takes pity on the old deranged man
and invites him to lunch at the coffee shop close by. After the meal, the
businessman asks him with a smile: “So? Did you catch any fish today?” “Sure
did,” answers the old man “you’re my third one.”
A little girl comes home from school and tells her mom
”Mommy, today I got punished for something I didn’t do!”
“What?. What
do you mean?” Her mother says, angry, “I’m going to call your teacher right
now! What is it you didn’t do?”
“My home
work.”
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