Once all the
engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the take off one
announcement came “this plane is made by your students” then all professors
stood up, ran and went outside, but the principal was sitting. One gay came and
asked “You are not afraid” then the Principal replied: “ I trust my students
very well and I am sure the plane won’t ever start.”
Last night I got into
an argument with my husband. I told him to take what’s his and leave. He picked
me and walked straight out of the door.
A blonde calls Delta
Airlines and asks, ‘Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from New York
city to London?’ The agent replies, ‘just a minute.’ Thank you’ the blonde says
and hang up.
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