Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the take off one announcement came “this plane is made by your students” then all professors stood up, ran and went outside, but the principal was sitting. One gay came and asked “You are not afraid” then the Principal replied: “ I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t ever start.”
Last night I got into an argument with my husband. I told him to take what’s his and leave. He picked me and walked straight out of the door.
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, ‘Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from New York city to London?’ The agent replies, ‘just a minute.’ Thank you’ the blonde says and hang up.