Monday, May 30, 2016


Boy: I am not rich like Rohit, I don’t even have a big car like Rohit. But I really love you.
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rohit.

Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?
Do you smoke? - No.
Do you eat too much? - No.
Do you go to bed late? - No.
Do you have affairs with promiscuous women? - No.  Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?

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