A doctor tells his
wife, “You’re a terrible cook, you spent too much money, and you’re a lousy
lover!”
Two weeks later, he comes home to
find her making out with his parlour.
“What’s going on here?!” he
demands.
“Just get a second opinion.” She
replies.
“Did you hear
what happened to Me?” one friend said to another. “He was seeing his doctor for
six months because of chest pain and shortness breath. Last week he dropped
dead from cancer.”
“That is terrible,” says the
other friend.
“Well, I told him a hundred times
to go see my doctor.”
“Is he any good?”
“Good? He’s the best! If he treats
you for heart problems... you’ll die of
heart problems.”
I asked a young
mother in our neonatal unit why she thought we had so many expectant mothers
from her small town?
She said, “Well, we don’t have
cable TV.”
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