Friday, March 31, 2017


Peter and Larry hadn’t seen each other in many years. Now they were having a long talk, trying to fill the gap of those years by telling each other about their lives. Finally Peter invited Larry to visit him at his new flat. “I’ve got a wife and three kids and I’d love for your visit.” he said. “Great, where do you live?” “Here is the address,” says Peter. “There’s plenty of parking behind the flat. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the lift and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the corridor until you see my name on the door. Then press the door with your right elbow and I’ll let you in.”  “Good. But what’s all this business of kicking the front door open and pressing buttons with my elbows.” Says Peter, “Well, surely you’re not coming empty-handed?”