JUST TO LAUGH

Filling out a credit card application my friend came upon a question “what is your source of income?” He wrote ATM.

A wealthy 75-year-old widower starts showing up around town with a beautiful and much younger wife. ‘How did you get her to marry you?’ his friend asks.

‘I lied about my age.’

‘You told her you were 60?’

‘No, I told her I was 90.’

When my son was visiting, I complained that my TV wasn’t as bright as sharp as usual. He worked on it during the afternoon and that night we turned the set on.

‘What did you do?’ I said happily, ‘Everything looks great.’

He replied, ‘I wiped the screen.’