Raju: I haven’t slept all nite in the train.
Friend : Why?
Raju : Got upper berth.
Friend : Why don’t you exchanged?
Raju : OYE, There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
Mrs. Jasbir Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes….
“What is the matter today?” asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Jasbir Singh.