Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck they find a magic
genie lamp. The genie grants each of them one wish.
The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish
granted…
The second guy wishes to be back home. Wish
granted…
The third guy says, “It feels lonely here
now, I wish my friends were with me. Wish granted…
The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am.
“What are you doing out so late, sir?” asks
the police officer.
“I’m going to a seminar on ‘The harmful
effects of alcohol,” replies the man.
“Are you pulling my leg or something?!”
says the police officer. “Who would hold a seminar like that at this hour?
The man sighs, “my wife.”
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