At a traffic court, the judge asked the
motorist: “Tell me why did you park your car here?” The man said: “Well, there
was a sign that said FINE for parking”
Call from a bank to a girl. Bank: “Hello Madam,
we’re offering credit card with best deals, no annual charge, no interest on
balance for 3 months, big credit limit, no penalty for over spending”. Girl: “No
thanks, I have a husband with lifetime zero fees, unlimited limit, no interest for ever”.
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