Saturday, June 1, 2019

JUST TO LAUGH



Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. When they were already close to the destination they saw a sign “Disneyland Left”. They stopped started to cry and finally turned around and drove back home.

A priest tells the prayers: We have one good news and one bad ones. The good thing is that we have money for the repair of the church. The bad one – the money are still in your pockets.

My father always told that it is better to give than to get.
-        Was he a monk?
-        No, he’s a boxer.

A judge asks the culprit: So did you commit the crime in the way which I have just explained? The culprit : Actually no, but I really like your idea!

Flight Control Center asks the pilot:
-‘Who’s landing here?’
The pilot decides to make a joke.
-‘Guess who’ he asks.
Flight Control Center turns off the lighting of the landing track and tells ‘Guess where’.


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