Bride: “I cooked my first meal last night – it was a
great success.”
Visitor: “How nice?”
Bride: “Yes, he’s going to get me a cook right away.”
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“What is executive ability, Father?” asked a serious
lad.
“Executive ability, my son, is the art of getting the
credit for all the hard work that somebody else does.”
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Customer: “I have come back to buy that car you showed
me yesterday.”
Salesman: “That’s fine; I thought you’d be back. Now
tell me, what was the dominant feature that made you decide to buy the car?”
Customer: “My wife Sir.”
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