A Man Who Is Driving A Car Is Stopped By A Police Officer.
The Officer: “You
Were Going At Least 75 In A 55 Zone”
Man: “No
Sir, I Was Going 60”
Wife: “Oh Johnny,
You Were Going 80”
Officer: “I’m
Also Going To Give You A Ticket For Your Broken Tail Light”
Man: “Broken Tail
Light? I Didn’t Know About A Broken Tail Light!” Wife: “Oh Johnny, You’ve Known About That Tail Light
For Weeks” Officer: “I’m Also
Going To Give You A Citation For Not Wearing Your Seat Belt”
Man: “Oh,
I Just Took It Off When You Were Walking Up To The Car”Wife:
“Oh, Johnny, You Never Wear Your Seat Belt”
Man Turns To His Wife And Yells: “Shut Your
Damn Mouth Bitch”
Officer Turns To The Woman And Asks: “Mam, Does Your Husband Talk To You This Way All
The Time?”
Wife: “No, Only
When He’s Drunk“
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