A
housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies: "Four!"
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4.
Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a
hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
A man
went to a brain store to get some brain
for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain
offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:
"How much for Engineer brain?" "3
dollars an ounce."
"How much for Accountant brain?" "4
dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?" "100 dollars an
ounce." "Why is lawyer brain
so much more?"
"Do
you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
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