JUST TO LAUGH

I was visiting a distant cousin's house when I saw that he was playing chess with his cat. I said that it had to be the most intelligent cat ever. My cousin replied, "Absolutely not! She has lost all her matches!"

 

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, and then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, and then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost its hearing after having three legs cut off.