JUST TO LAUGH

 

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I asked an old man I know, “Even after 95 years, you still call your wife ‘Darling’, ‘Honey,’ and ‘Love.’ What’s the secret?”
Old man: “I forgot her name 10 years ago and I’m scared to ask her.”

 My five-year-old grandson was looking through some old photos when he noticed his grandfather in his Marine dress blues. “What kind of costume is that?” he asked. “That’s not a costume,” his grandfather growled “Men have died for that uniform. The boy looked up and said, “So you stole it, then?

 “Oh, we’ve been married ten years,” I said. “Really?” she asked. “But you look so happy.”