Three boys are boasting about their grandfathers. “My grandpa is a great swimmer,” says the first. “He can swim for hours!”
“That’s nothing,” says the second, “My grandpa goes
swimming at six in the morning every day and doesn’t get out till six at
night.”
“Big
deal!” smirks the third boy, “My grandpa started swimming in this pond 20 years
ago, and he still hasn’t come out!”
A born-and-bred New Yorker is in the
country when he sees a field of animals and says to the farmer, “What a strange-looking cow. Why doesn’t it have horns?” “Well there are several reasons,” the
farmer replies. “Some cows get their horns late, while others have their horns
cut off, and still others never even grow horns.” “And the cow?” the city man
asks. “Well, the cow doesn’t have any horns because it’s a horse.”
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