A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.
"Am I the first man you have ever
loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why
do men always ask the same question?".
When I was young I didn't like going to
weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're
next"
However, she stopped doing that after I
started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
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