JUST TO LAUGH

Many years ago, my husband and some others went to dinner near their air base in Japan.

A waitress whose English was limited took their order.

“I’ll have the steak, “John said.

“Make that two,” said his co-pilot.

“Make that three,” said the third man.

“Make that four,” said the fourth.

A few minutes later, the waitress returned with their order: one steak for John, two steaks for his co-pilot, three steaks for the third man and four for the fourth.