JUST TO LAUGH

Science Teacher: Is there any difference between lightning and electricity?

Practical Peter: Yes. You don’t have to pay for lightning.

Smart-alec customer (in a shoe shop): How much are your four-guinea shoes?

Smarter salesman: Two guineas a foot, sir.

 

Dave’s mother was concerned about her neighbour's health. ‘Dave,’ she said, ‘run across the street and ask how old Mrs Brown is.’

Soon, Dave was back. ‘Mrs. Brown was very cross,’ he said. ‘She told me it was none of your business how old she is.’