JUST TO LAUGH

 

A man selling vacuum cleaners knocked on the door of a remote farmhouse. When the farmer’s wife opened it, the salesman said, “Madam, I want to show you something you’ll never forget.”

Before she could answer, he threw a bag of dirt onto her clean floor. “Now,” he went on, “I want to make a bargain with you. If this latest model Electrosucks vacuum cleaner doesn’t pick up every bit of that dust, I’ll eat it.”

“Here’s a spoon,” the farmer’s wife said. “We haven’t got electricity.”