Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,
‘why is the bride dressed in white?’
‘Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.’
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, ‘So why is the groom wearing black?’
‘Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.’
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, ‘So why is the groom wearing black?’
A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to "pee" just tell me that you have to "whisper."'
The following Sunday', the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The father looked at him and said, "Okay, just whisper in my ear."
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