Sardar Singh’s Theory: Moon is more important than Sun, because it gives light at night when light is needed and Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed !!!
Sardar Singh shouting to his girl friend ‘you said we will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting for you yesterday in the post office.
Sardar Singh is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its one leg, and says ‘chal’, it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said ‘chal’, it walks. He cuts all the legs and said ‘chal’. Finally, he wrote the conclusion… ‘after all the legs of a cockroach are cut – it becomes deaf’.
Someone asked Mr. Sardar Singh: Why are you burying your driving license? He said: ’It is expired’
Sardar Singh shouting to his girl friend ‘you said we will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting for you yesterday in the post office.
Sardar Singh is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its one leg, and says ‘chal’, it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said ‘chal’, it walks. He cuts all the legs and said ‘chal’. Finally, he wrote the conclusion… ‘after all the legs of a cockroach are cut – it becomes deaf’.
Someone asked Mr. Sardar Singh: Why are you burying your driving license? He said: ’It is expired’
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