Thursday, April 30, 2009

JUST TO LAUGH...


Mr. Rao: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Mr.Rao: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is All India Radio!

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
John: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.. ....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
John: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....

A train which was running on the rail tracks took a sudden deviation towards the fields nearby before veering back on track. The passengers were horrified. At the next railway station, the driver was caught. He was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he would not move despite all the honking to warm him. “Are you mad?” the authorities questioned, “Just to save the life of one person, you endangered so many lives. You should have run him over.” Said the driver: “That is what I decided, but this idiot started running towards the field, and so…”

A waiter in a big restaurant was suddenly taken ill and rushed to hospital. On the operative-table, in great pain, waiting for attention, he saw a houseman passing by, and pleaded. ‘Doctor, I’m ill. Can’t you do something?” ‘Sorry,’ the doctor said. ‘This isn’t my table.’

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