School:
A place where Parents pay and children play.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes you up, to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage. The hydraulic force, by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students , without passing through "the minds of either."
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A person no different from the rest ....except that he / she got caught.
A place where Parents pay and children play.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes you up, to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage. The hydraulic force, by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students , without passing through "the minds of either."
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A person no different from the rest ....except that he / she got caught.
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