True love is like a pillow. You can hug when you are in trouble. You can cry on it
when you are in pain and you embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend Rs. 50/- and buy a pillow.
Marriages are made in Heaven. Then what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage.
During marriage ceremony, why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
He is given a chance to run away.
I wrote your name on the sand…it got washed away…
I wrote your name in air…it got blown away…
So I wrote your name in my heart…
I got a heart attack.
Dear friend, when I ask you flower, you give me bouquet; when I ask you a stone, you give me a statue; when I ask you a feather, you give me a peacock.
Are you really deaf?
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