Wednesday, September 1, 2010
JUST TO LAUGH...
A disappointed salesman of a cola company returned from his assignment in Saudi Arabia. A friend asked him why he wasn’t successful. The explained, “When I got posted to Saudi, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as cola is virtually unknown there. I didn’t know Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through three posters – first, a man crawling through the hot desert sand, totally exhausted and panting. Second, the man drinking our cola and third, the man totally refreshed. I had the posters pasted all over the place.”
“They should have worked,” said the friend. The man replied, “Well, I didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left.”
A tourist stopped a local in a village he was visiting and asked; “what is the quickest way to the lake? The local thought for awhile. “Are you walking or driving?” he asked the tourist. “I’m driving.” “That is the quickest way!” the local said.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Doctor: A person who heals your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.