If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect......so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.