Tuesday, November 1, 2011

JUST TO LAUGH


On an American safari, a lion suddenly pounced on Robert’s wife.

Wife: Shoot him!

Robert: Yes, Yes, I’m changing the battery of my camera.

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Beggar A: Had a grand dinner at Taj.

Beggar B: How?

Beggar A: I got a 100 rupee note, went to the Taj and ate worth Rs. 2000/- I couldn’t pay the bill. So the manager handed me to the police. I gave the police Rs. 100/-. He set me free.

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