JUST TO LAUGH

A peddler knocked at the door of a house-wife, “I sell all kinds of things for a house. Do you want to buy something?”  “No, I don’t want anything,” said the lady firmly.

“May be a pan or a pot?”

“No, I don’t want anything.”

“May be a vacuum cleaner?”

“Now, listen to me. If you don’t get going, I’ll whistle for a policeman.”

“Do you want a whistle?”