*
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she
said: Cheque books.
* The
easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of new car.
*
What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men
when they drink.
* What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer
knows the judge.
*
Nurse: A beautiful woman who
holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
*
Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat
as you came in? New employee: Yes, Sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There
is no mat.
* Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are
already leading a dog's life!
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