A doctor vacationing in Switzerland met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, “Remember the piece of real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?” The doctor answered: “Remember the piece of land I bought in the country? Well, it got flooded by the river and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.” The lawyer looked puzzled, “How did you start the flood?”
Two lawyers went to a bar and ordered two drinks. Then they took out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter marched over and told them, “You cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!” The lawyers looked at each other, shrugged and they exchanged sandwiches.