A woman walked into the
kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What
are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting
flies,” he responded.
“Oh!
Killing any?” she asked.
“Yep,
3 males, 2 females,” he replied
Intrigued,
she asked, “How can you tell them apart?” He responded, 3 were on a beer can, 2
were on the telephone.”
During a
‘generation-gap’ quarrel with his parents, young Sunny cried, ‘I want
excitement, adventure, money and beautiful women. I’ll never find it here at
home, so I’m leaving. Don’t try and stop me!’ With that he headed for the door.
His father rose and followed closed behind.
Didn’t you hear what I said? I don’t want you to try and stop me. ‘Who
is trying to stop you?’ replied his father. ‘If you wait a minute, I’ll go with
you.’
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