A guy is reading the newspaper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.“Ouch! What was that for?” he cries. She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Miranda’ written. He says, “Jeez, Honey, remember last week I went to the track?” ‘Miranda’ was the name of the horse I bet on.” She shrugs and walks away. Three days later, when he’s reading the paper, she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. “What was that for?” he asks, rubbing his head. “Your horse called, “she answers.
A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked; “Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?”The mother paused and looked at her daughter. “Every time you disobey I get one strand of grey hair. If you want me to stay pretty, you better obey.” The mother returned to her tasks for washing dishes. The little girl stood there thinking. She cleared her throat again. “Mother?” she sweetly asked again. “Yes?” Her mother replied.
“Why is grandma’s hair all grey?”