Tuesday, September 30, 2014


An artist asked the gallery owner if his paintings were selling.
“I’ve got good and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman asked about your work and whether it would appreciate after your death. When I said it would, he bought all 15 paintings.” Wow !” the artist exclaimed, “So what’s the bad news?”
The owner replied, “He was your doctor.”       


My brother asked me where to invest his money.
“if you put it in gold” I advised him, “it’ll appreciate. If you put in mutual funds, it would appreciate too. If you give it to me, I would appreciate.”

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