Teacher: Sam, You talk a lot …Sam: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my grand-father was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sam: She is a woman.
During a lion safari, a lion suddenly jumps on a man’s wife.Wife: Shoot him!
Husband: Yes, Yes. I’m changing the battery of my camera.
Patient: “That’s not tattooed. That’s where my wife ran into me while I was opening the garage door.