Sunday, November 30, 2014

Teacher: Sam, You talk a lot …
Sam: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my grand-father was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sam: She is a woman.


During a lion safari, a lion suddenly jumps on a man’s wife.
Wife: Shoot him!
Husband: Yes, Yes. I’m changing the battery of my camera.

Doctor: “Why do you have A-5906 tatoo on your back?”
Patient: “That’s not tattooed. That’s where my wife ran into me while I was opening the garage door.


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