Saturday, March 7, 2015


In heaven God told all husbands and wives to gather for a meeting. He told the men to stand in two queues… those who are controlled by their wives and those who control their wives! Only one man stood in the second queue…God said “So you control your wife…” Man: “Are you crazy??? My wife told me to stand here.”

Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!” Nobody stand up.
Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!”
Sam stands up.
Teacher: “Oh, Sam you think you are stupid?”
Sam: “No, I just feel bad that you’re standing alone…”

In a classroom a boy was praying. Teacher asked, why are you praying in the classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping you must pray.

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