In heaven God told all husbands and wives to gather for a
meeting. He told the men to stand in two queues… those who are controlled by
their wives and those who control their wives! Only one man stood in the second
queue…God said “So you control your wife…” Man: “Are you crazy??? My wife told
me to stand here.”
Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!” Nobody stand up.
Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid
students over here!”
Sam stands up.
Teacher: “Oh, Sam you think you are
stupid?”
Sam: “No, I just feel bad that you’re
standing alone…”
In
a classroom a boy was praying. Teacher
asked, why are you praying in the classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before
sleeping you must pray.
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