Early one morning, a mother went into wake up her son.“Wake up son. It’s time to go to school!”
“But mom, I don’t want to go.”
“Give me two reasons why?”
“Well the kids hate me, and the teachers hate me too!”
“That’s no reason, come on now and get ready.”
“Give me two reasons why I should go to school?”
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the principal.”
Raju and his wife were going to the city in an auto. When the driver adjusted the mirror, Raju shouted “you are trying to see my wife. Come and sit at the back, I will drive the auto.