Kittu had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Do you why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true!
The teacher told Kittu that TV cable is not good for kids, they don’t study. So Kittu got rid of it and installed a Dish.
A lady called Kittu for repairing door bell. Kittu doesn’t turn up for 4 days. Lady calls again. Kittu replies: ‘I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Kittu, “How far is land?” Kittu said 2 km. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman now asked which direction (left or right?). Kittu said downwards.