JUST TO LAUGH...

Naughty kid: “Hello! Do you have a refrigerator?”

Man: “Yes, I have. Who’re you?”

Kid: “Is it running?”

Man: “Yes.”

Kid: “Get hold of it... otherwise it might run away.”

The man slams down the phone.

After a few minutes the phone bell rings again.

Naughty kid: ”Hello! Do you have a refrigerator?”

Man: (Angrily): “No, I don’t hve.”

Kid: “Didn’t I tell you to hold it?”

My grandson, aged four, was sitting on his grandfather’s lap when he felt his pacemaker through his shirt.

“Grandpa, what’s that?” he asked.

“That is my battery.”

Aghast, the boy said, “Grandpa, are you a robot?”