“What should
I do?”
yelled a panicked client to the receptionist at our veterinarian’s office. “My
dog just ate two bags of unpopped pop corn!” Clearly not a alarmed as the
worried pet owner, the receptionist responded coolly, “Well, the first thing I
would do is keep him out of the sun.”
As a student
nurse, I
had to give an injection to a 79-year-old male patient. I asked which hip he
preferred the shot in. He wanted to know if he really had a choice. I told him
he did. He looked me straight in the eye and said, “Yours!”
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