Thursday, January 11, 2018


Patient to his doctor: I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse. What can I do? 
Doctor: Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. I’d also like to remind you about the Rs. 1000 that you owe me?

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” 
Man: “I had to get to work.”

 Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

I’ve read so many horrible things about drinking and smoking recently that I made a new, firm
New Year’s resolution: NO MORE READING!

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