JUST TO LAUGH

*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*

boy: "Mommy?"
mom: "What?"
boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"

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My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of the house.

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Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

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Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary?

A trip to Thailand?
Wow, that’s awesome, and for our 50th anniversary?
Then I pick you up again.

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