Friday, November 2, 2018

JUST TO LAUGH




A beggar found Rs. 100/- He went to a 5 – star hotel for dinner… Bill Rs. 3000/-
He was unable to pay…!!
Manager handed him to Police…
The beggar gave Rs. 100/- to police and got free…!
It’s called Financial Management without MBA!!!
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Last night I had a salad for dinner. It was a fruit salad. It had grapes. Lots of grapes. It was all grapes. It was WINE.
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"Excuse me Sir, have you seen a police officer around?”
“No, not a soul, actually.”
“Very good, now give me your wallet, watch and lap-top.”
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